Saturday, February 02, 2008

I shan't be served delicious food in Mississippi

Bill Bans Obese Patrons From Mississippi Restaurants

"The proposed law would make it illegal for state-licensed restaurants to serve food to the obese."

Three idjits Mississippi lawmakers introduced this bill to draw attention to the problem of obesity in Mississippi. I am wondering who will draw attention to the stupidity of Mississippi lawmakers?

I'm okay with this as long as they don't pass a bill saying obese folks can't gamble in their casinos. I can bring my Chips Ahoy and my Nacho-flavored Doritos with me into Mississippi unless they start having checkpoints at their borders and searching my trunk.

Thanks to Going Like Sixty for bringing this very important piece of news to my attention.